Friday, March 2, 2012

Suck for Luck

After 19 years of embarrassment, it's not much of a reach to imagine Pirates fans are desperate for hope. The readers and writers of this blog are certainly no exception. We all HOPE the Pirates eventually turn it around and become a respectable organization that miraculously has a winning season. A winning season is one that ends with a team having won more games than it lost. I felt the need to elaborate as it has been SO LONG since the Pirates have won more games than they lost over an entire season. I guess I really didn't need to explain that, since the other teams in town manage to have such an occurrence  on a fairly consistent basis.

With the recent injury to newly acquired AJ Burnett, many desperate fans have begun to speculate that luck is a driving force behind the Pirates misfortunes. You know, the same AJ Burnett who has had back to back seasons with a 5+ ERA, is 35 years old, and has had Tommy John Surgery. Now, nobody is attributing the entire collapse of the organization to bad luck. That would be foolish. But when a team has been down so long, it is hard to see any light at the end of the tunnel.

The amazing thing is, there are many people who do see that light and think it is not that far away. I have written here before about my astonishment at the number of people who think WE are crazy for thinking a team that hasn't had a winning season in 19 going on 20 seasons is not run properly. There have a been a myriad of excuses to support the current FO team and their actions. Blaming Littlfield and McClatchy is reasonable; they were certainly not making the team any better. Blaming luck because of an injury to a washed up pitcher that probably would have been relegated to the bullpen by September seems ludicrous to me.

Maybe it is my overall bitterness to the 19, going on 20, straight seasons of losing baseball. I can't imagine why.... After all, we are lucky to just have a team. The previous GM sucked. The previous "principal owner" sucked.  The current group has obviously done a much better job, judging by losing 390 games the last 4 seasons. That is improvement to some people, I guess.

Maybe I am clearly an idiot for thinking that a team who hasn't won more games than they lost for 19, going on 20, straight seasons is not worthy of praise.

This past NFL season, a handful of struggling teams were "vying" for the top spot in the 2012 draft ( sound familiar?). The coveted prospect they so desperately wanted to acquire is Andrew Luck, the outstanding Stanford quarterback who most believe will be an NFL superstar. Ultimately, the Indianapolis Colts won the "Suck For Luck" Sweepstakes by finishing with the worst record and securing the top spot in the NFL Draft, almost certain to be used on Luck. However, Luck is far from a sure thing.

For 11 straight years ( not including having the #8 pick in 2012), the Bucs have had a Top 11 pick with two #1's, two #2's, and three #4's. They have had top 20 pick every year since 1994. Despite having such high picks over the years, the Bucs have little to show for it, nothing to show if you are looking for a winning season. The Pirates haven't had one of those in 19, going on 20, seasons.

Recently, this was blamed partially on luck as in many years, the "once in a lifetime player" was JUST out of reach for the Bucs. That is impressive, considering they have had 6 top 5 picks in a row. With the #1 pick in 2002, the Bucs took Brian Bullington, who never lived up to the hype of being a #3 starter. They chose him over BJ Upton, Prince Fielder, Zach Greinke, Cole Hamels, Jeff Francoeur, and others. I don't know if you can chalk that up to bad luck.

But that was with a different "principal owner" and GM. Things have changed since then, despite not having the W/L record to prove it. After all, the Pirates haven't had more wins than losses for 19, going on 20, straight losing seasons. Why should the last 4 matter? In the end, it is all just a matter of luck.

45 comments:

  1. The trade for the cancer known as A.J. Burnett and the signing of a washed up Casey McGehee is further proof that FC and NH are in full panic mode and so desperate to win that they're starting to do the same stupid things that the previous management groups have done. Bringing in washed up bums with the hope that they have at least one more good year in them, even if all the stats show otherwise.

    That's not bad luck, just plain incompetence.

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  2. ^ a complete fool.

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  3. ^^ a complete coward for posting anonymously.....

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  4. Hey guys - Great to see you guys writing again.
    Funny how many are now acting as if signing Cutch has all of the sudden eliminated 19 years of futility.

    In reality, payroll this year went down thanks to this signing and Cutch will never see the big money HERE.

    Burnett? Ah just another over the hill, on the decline stop gap.

    BFD

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  5. ^ an even more complete fool, and this one knows nothing about the game.

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  6. Funny how the Nutting lemmings defend the family at all costs. Also funny how they like to talk as if they have some sort of superior baseball knowledge. Mr. Anonymous was probably his HS teams scorekeeper.

    I noticed that Neals little diatribe about the Cutch signing reads straight from the Nutter 101 manual. You fools simply regurgitate what the regime feeds you.
    If the regime told you the Allegheny River was the Atlantic Ocean, you'd believe them.
    BFD

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    1. http://www.bucsdugout.com/2010/9/28/1718262/in-honor-of-bfd1s-now-infamous-post

      ROFL!

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  7. I am glad Charlie and the gang are so concerned with my opinions.... what's pretty bad is they quoted the wrong posters for a few of the "facts" such as the Redman line.

    I knew they were dumb over there, but ........

    Have a corn dog and a Dos Equis Chuck and the gang
    BFD

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  8. No BFD, you are dumb. You are soo dumb that you have no idea how dumb you are. You are seen as a complete imbecile at every level. Even the Smiz guys think of you as dumb. The very people who share your own viewpoint think of you as an idiot. People act like this Dog guy is an idiot, he at least knows something about the game. You are universally thought of as a fool, but you don't see it.

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  9. "Unversally" mr. anonymous? do you mean in your little blog world?

    I am sure you learned a lot about the game of baseball from your scorekeeper days for highschool team. Now, you do all of your baseball learn'in via NH's press releases and media appearances.

    Go back to rub'in your little dong to pictures of Nutting. You embarass yourself by speaking.

    BFD

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  10. Have I said anything about Nutting? No I haven't. I think he is possibly the worst owner in the 4 major sports.

    Have I mentioned anything about NH's press conferences? No. I don't happen to think very highly of him either.

    Here is BFD's history in baseball.

    He got cut from every team he ever tried out for.

    He then tried to be a scorekeeper for his HS team, but got fired because he didn't know how to do that either.


    He begged for a job as team manager, but he was so bad at scorekeeping they wouldn't even give him that position.

    He know spends his days collecting welfare checks and hanging out in public libraries posting on the internet. Your mom must be so proud.

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  11. Anonymous? We're all anonymous, asshat. So if I make up a handle, I'm not anonymous. Typical BFD thinking. Or non-thinking I should say.

    I'm Dog, no wait, Carnegie Chip, no wait, LeeFoo, no wait, I'm Daquido. Nope, not him either.

    What an ignorant, non imformed, sniveling, cynical person you are.

    Not getting laid will do that to a person, though.

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  12. Ignore the troll BFD. The only people who think you're a fool are the pro-nutter trouble makers...who obviously have nothing better to do than peruse the various sports blogs and insult anyone who dares to critisize "The Plan."

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  13. Steelfan,

    I nominate your post as the funniest of the year. Your spelling indicates that you are an idiot, so perhaps you are actually serious. The biggest troll on the planet is BFD. It's too bad for him that everyone knows he is both a troll and an idiot. A real nice combo.

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  14. It is so nice to read about the vitriol that is spewed towards jackasses like BFD. Keep up the good work guuys.
    Dog

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  15. Once again over at the Smiz blog I see that the psycho stalker Sharky is still stalking and lying. I never said the 2010 Pirates would be great. i said that theam would be better than 09. I was wrong and admitted so. I, unlike, the idiot Sharky understood that the team of 2010 would have an evolving roster. I thought the callups would spark the team, but they weren't ready to do so and the team stunk.

    I didn't admit the team was worse during the year because I thought the call-ups would help the team go on a hot streak. Sharky tried to call me out for being wrong, but was too stupid to realize that I wasn't wrong yet. When you stop going to school in the 3rd grade like that imbecile it's understandable. Of course he is the same guy that postd an article that said the Ramirez trade was bad and used that as evidence that teh media didn't support the NH plan.

    It's funny how pretty much everything I said back then is coming true now. pretty much everything the idiot said is proving to be false. Good job Sharky you fucking loser. Why don't you go back to picking up litter on the side ofhighways again.
    Dog

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  16. Oh and BTW, I'm still posting at teh Smiz blog and no one has a clue. It took 6 months last time to find me. 6 months and 10 false claims. I guess when you accuse evry new poster of being me you are right eventually.

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  17. *knock**knock*. Helllllooooooo. Hellllllloooooo. Anybody home?

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  18. Where is the "Opening Day, rain on the parade" blog entry?

    Official blog of the 2012 boycott? Yeah, it's as alive as the boycott itself.

    To steal a line from one of your crew, "Stay cynical, my friends."

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  19. Like no one knows that the Dog is LetsgoBucs on the Smizik blog. I mention it several times but the post was deleted.

    And who is stalking who, Dog? I haven't been in here for months and you spend several paragraphs telling lies. You NEVER admitted you were wrong, you moved the goalposts and said you were right. I schooled you, punk.

    Sharkalicious

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  20. Sharky,

    You are wrong again. Of course you are use to that by now. I am posting and never stopped, and of course no one knows who I am. I did and do often admit when I am wrong. As usual I have facts and you have revisionist history. Ask anyone with a brain who schooled whom. You lost everytime. Just keep posting articles talking about Aramis Ramirez and claiming that supports the notion that the current FO is failing. You have proven once again what a loser you are. BTW no one cares if you go to a game to see your daughter sing. Everyone knows you're an idiot and a loser. Go fuck yourself.

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  21. Here I am, right again. I knew the pirates would suck especially on offense and yes, it's true.

    Nice language there Dog. Fouls language and name calling is the last resort of those with little intelligence. You fit that bill nicely.

    Sharky Sharky bo Barky

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  22. So I guess that makes Sharky, BFD, Daq, ISIS, BC, NuHo, Roger etc pretty stupid huh? That is all they do. I'll take my 30 credits beyond my Master's degree from Syracuse University as plenty of evidence of my high intelligence.

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  23. Well since you said it, yes. BFD is retarded, you can tell by his spelling and grammar. Roger Roger is a tunnel vision idiot. Daquido is in another ballpark altogether. Complete clown. ISIS and B to the C could be the same person. They are not as stupid as BFD, but they certainly are close minded. Hostage actually has good posts. You should al rally around him, because he has enough sense to be the leader of teh 9 member boycott. I don't agree with him most of the times, but he is intellegent enough. Sharky doesn't even really show up on anybody's radar.

    Oh, and BTW, how's the boycott going, girls?

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  24. I post all the time on the Smiz blog but not as Sharky. I retired that name years ago.

    I know the Dog is too stupid to know who I am now.

    I'll give you a hint:

    My new name has nothing to do with sharks.

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  25. Hi ISIS. I guess once again you are too stupid to know who I am. You have incorrectly labeled me at least ten times, but I'm the dumb one. OK good luck with that. I enjoy Jimmy making you look like the dumb ass that you are. Once again you NEVER once proved me wrong, but the Pirates certainly did. I always admit when I'm wrong and you just move goalposts. Even Bob, who hates me more than anyone admits I know a lot, but am just too argumentative. I have never seen a soul give you an ounce of credit.

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  26. Let me correct myself, you aren't ISIS. He actually knows a little bit about basebal, you are nuttingfan4eva.

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  27. You clowns aren't even on SmizBlog anymore. Good riddance and GO BUCS!

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  28. How's the mutiny going shitheads? I see Sharky is back spouting his dumb shit over on Smizik. Keep up the great work dipshits. Maybe you'll manage to get another post up in the next five months.

    Sincerely
    Neal Huntington

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  29. I see where the idiots are calling someone else me now. How pathetic. This is at least 15 incorrect calls on "The Dog". I stopped posting there awhile back. It got old and my wife was pissed off at how much time I spent on the computer.
    Dog

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  30. "You know, the same AJ Burnett who has had back to back seasons with a 5+ ERA, is 35 years old, and has had Tommy John Surgery"

    This place has such wonderful analysis. I sure hope they post more sometime soon. - Nobody.

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  31. Yes, AJ Burnett has pitched well beyond anyone's wildest expctations. It has been a great deal and he has been a great asset.

    But what about that statement it factually incorrect? He is 35, he was coming off back to back season w/a 5+ ERA and has had Tommy John Surgery.

    To boot, the Yankees, a team that knows and cares more about winnings than any of their peers, thought so highly of him that they are willing to pay nearly 2/3 of his salary to NOT pitch for their team.

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    1. Burress:

      Do not respond to an idiot.
      You simply cant win, and they will beat you with experience.

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  32. That is why most choose to ignore Roger, BFD, Daquido, Isis, Sharky. The collective IQ of that merry band of idiots is about 50.

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  33. Hi Dog,

    We all know you are foghorn.

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    1. And Sharky is a douchebag.

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    2. Yes he is. A pretty stupid one at that. I'm not foghorn. I don't even post there anymore. It's just a place filled with idiots. There is no educating them. You can go back and try and figure out which "pro" I was posting under if you want. You will have to go back to about July though.
      Dog

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  34. I see Dog retired foghorn as soon as he saw people were on to him. Isn't it also funny how you called us all idiots BEFORE the nosedive and the hoka hey crap. Now we all look like geniuses because we were right and all the morons like Dog and Fishmonger were completely WRONG!!!

    HAHAHA We told you so, asshats. Whose the moron now?

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    1. Sharky is that you, ole girl?

      You chase the Dog around like a geek trying to get the pretty girl to go out with him.

      Fucking queer.

      Get back to work, a customer needs a roll of quarters for the private viewing booth and you need to mop up the mess in viewing booth 4.

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  35. A couple of problems here. Number 1 I'm not foghorn. Number 2 I never called anyone an idiot before the nosedive. Please provide a link to substantiate this bogus claim. I said it before and I will say it again. i stopped posting at the Smiz blog in July or so. The place is completely unbearable.
    Dog

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  36. I, for one miss the Dog.
    He was so easy to spot, and fluster.
    On this, all the experts agree! :)

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  37. Roger,

    I miss reading the crap you write. You couldn't be more wrong on the easy to spot. I was incorrectly spotted at least a dozen times. On other occasions I went unspotted for upwards of 6 months. I never got flustered I did the flustering. Why did you get banned from the Smiz blog? I never even read it anymore.

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  38. I have to admit I went to the Smiz blog today and enjoyed reading it. It was absolutely hilarious how B to the C got made a fool of by multiple people. I thought BFD and Sharky were idiots, but this guys takes the cake. Wow. You have to go read it.
    Dog

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  39. I'm hopeful that I got that tool B to the C banned from the Smiz Blog. I emailed Bob and also reported abuse to the administrator. I have noticed that he hasn't posted since I have done that.

    I enjoyed reading different people making him look foolish, but his insults were too much to take.
    Dog

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  40. Oh my God this Sharky guy never gets tired of being wrong. He thinks the opening day payroll of the Pirates last year was 63 mill. he posts in this arrogant way about how the Pirate payroll this year will be lower than last year. The FACT is it is higher, but he is so fucking stupid he'll never admit it. He is now claiming to be some sort of engineer. I'm assuming he is a custodial engineer.

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